Unicorns are Just Gay Horses

Unicorns, the most majestic, magical creature of the forest. No one can deny their mystical beauty. However, the little known fact of the matter is that unicorns are really just gay horses. Prancing through the meadows and standing in soft rays of moonlight, they seek out the most feminine of places to be seen. They also have impeccable taste in furniture and drapery. Which is not to say that they should not be appreciated. On the contrary, unicorns are nature’s pristine example of the success of homosexual animals.

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