Beer on Tap Posted on June 15, 2017 by therift in Funny, Other and tagged alcohol, ale, bar, beer, club, dancing, drink, drinking, drunk, keg, kegger, lager, mug, party, pong, pun, stein, tap, wine Wear a humorous beer shirt. That way people don’t assume you’re an alcoholic right off the bat. Even if you’re more into wine or hard liquor, you’ll still get groans and eye rolls. Select Retailer: Like This? Share it!